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Jagerbombs

i know its been sometime since i last posted anything here. but here i am! This will be a very VERY short post since i am blogging this during my supposedly "tea break"!

I was facebooking with a friend of mine from my WORMS Family (FC Club on fb) and out of randomness, decided to mod mr. Mraz's hitsong I'm yours to Jagerbombs (because of her devotion to this drink). And she posted it on Facebook as well.

Anyway, here's the Note that she posted:

josh, a friend of mine from fc (fighter's club) wrote me a song called "jagerbombs" (obviously because of my deep dying devotion to it). i thought it was brilliant since he wrote it in such a short time. it is suppose to be sung to the tunes of "i'm yours" by jason mraz. if you don't remember how the song goes, check out this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2fuhUamqAg&feature=related

JAGERBOMBS - by joshua lui for becky ooi.

Verse:

well...i drink drink you and you bet that i felt that,

i tried to be sober but you're so good that i melted,

i fell right to the deck and i'm trying to stand backkkkk....

Before the DJ checks out i'll be drinking to my fullest,

Nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention,

i reckon its again my turn..to drink some or pukeee some~

Chorus:

sooo i won't hesitate no more,

no more i cannot drink

jagerboooommmbbbbssss~~~

verse:

Well open up your mind and drink like me

open up your throat and damn you're free

look into your heart and you'll find Jaaa gerrrrr booommbbsss

listen to the music people dance and drink,

We're just one Worms family,

Its our godforsaken right to be drunk drunk drunk drunk druuunnnkkk~

sooo i won't hesitate no more,

no more i cannot drink

jagerboooommmbbbbssss~~~

There's no need to complicate our time is short,

this is our drink, Jagerbommbbss!!!

I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my face in the mirror

and try not to crash my car just to make it home safer

my breath fogged up the glass

and so I drew a new face and laughed

I guess what I'm a sayin'is there ain't no better reason

to rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons

it's what we aim to do

our name is jagerbombs!!!

repeat chorus till pass out on bed..

Beckz, Jagerbomb devout

Well, till the next post!!

Love,
JL

p/s: sorry, Mr. Mraz!!! Hope you don't mind butchering your song for some lil harmless fun!

A Christ-mas poem

You mold me and carved me into what i am
You loved and cared for me like a Shepard to a lamb
I may have ran away thinking i won't be lost
But still, You gladly gave Your life on the cross

Through all the ups and downs, i thought i was alone
Cheered in the good times and in bad i moaned
Never have i thought that You were here with me
Upon on Your shoulders, You have always carried me

On this day every year, we eat drink and be merry
for what, i suppose, do You exist in our memory?
This poem i wrote is for everyone especially You
Happy birthday, Jesus...and Merry Christmas to You!!!

-Joshua Lui-

money not enough~

Hey peeps!

Right now, i'm blogging from a COMPAQ Presario CQ42. LOL!!! i'm showing off cos this is not mine! LOL!!!

This is my mom's new lappie. For what she wanted i do not know. All i know is that my sis is quite upset about this purchase. Truth to be told, i kinda feel the same way too. Maybe i'm feeling jealous cos i don't own 1? Maybe.

But lately, seems like money is always the issue that we all shout about.

"WHY MUST YOU BUY THAT??", "I WANNA BUY THAT!" or "Oh, i WIsh i could BUY THAT!".

I know money can buy anything but i just won't buy everything! We study hard so we could get a better job. We work hard so we could earn more. We earn more therefore we spend more. And we worker harder so we could earn more to spend more. And the cycle goes on and on and on...

I hate to talk about work. I mean my day job. So i'm not gonna talk about it. The End..

working life

Hi peeps! I didn't know it was so long since i last posted! LOL!!!!! Guess life is different now that my days and nights are filled with activities!!

Let's see. I'm into my third week at a new job now. I quite like it although i HAD to wake up really early...(-_-"). I have been looking for this kinda job since.....i don't know! LOL!!

Paul said i need to work at least 10yrs and above to get to a managerial position...hmm...i wonder if i can do it in half that time. Lol! That's my new target.

But i didn't forget my main mission. Music. Nothing's gonna change my love for music! Its been a year since i worked on any new song. But me and CM CREW is working on a few right now. Hopefully able to get it done by next year for our first recording!!! Keep your finger crossed!

Life is good. Amen.

Love,
JL

The wonders of nail polish remover!!!

Just this morning i was slowly and painstakingly scraping the remnants of past road-tax stickers off my windscreen. And what pain it is! I really hate scraping them off fearing that if i scratch it too hard will leave mark on my cheap and utterly useless window tint.

Then, my mom came to me and said, "Ah boy...why not use nail polish remover?". And she went to get the nail polish remover and some cottons. I was skeptical at first thinking, "Nail polish remover? Pfft..". Man, was i wrong!
With just a dab of the polish remover onto the cotton and i managed to literally wipe of the sticky remnants almost effortlessly!!! And now, the windscreen on WiWi now looks much much much more tidy without the reminders of where the past road-tax stickers used to be.

And for this current sticker, my sister asked me to go buy the road-tax sticker..sticker to avoid repeating the same after use trails like the previous ones. But before i bought anything, somehow the clogs in her head started spinning and used the plastic looking food wrapper and just paste it on the windscreen with the road-tax in it. Genius!! (^.^) b

The simple and inconspicuous looking nail polish remover has saved up a lot of my time! Hell, it can remove colours on your nails, why not some sticker remnants?! LOL!!! So, i've come to a new Josh Lui Top Tip of the Week; Nail Polish Remover: the WD40 of the beauty world!

Love,
JL

WORK!

These few days are crazy! I'm working like 6 nights straight! i have a lot to post but then, i'm too beat from work to do anything else. I'll update later when i have more time to myself!

Till then, adious!

Love,
JL

Breakie!!!!!

Lately i've been sleeping well. Crashing early, waking early! I like it!!! ahahaha~~

And another thing, i'm mighty proud of myself today! Instead of letting myself go hungry like usual, i decided to make myself some brunch at 4pm! err...not exactly brunch as per say. Does waking up from an afternoon nap requires brunch? or lunner? wahahaha....anyway, here's a photo shot of what i managed to cook.


Its Fried Chicken Nuggets and Scrambled Eggs!! Mmm...i just love scrambled eggs! ahahaha...pretty plain, yeah but at least i'm loving it!!! Oh, and i forgot take snap my glass of orange juice too! wahahha....

Love,
JL

WiWi's new shoes

Let's see...the day before yesterday, my sis was driving back from her Japanese tuition quite late and was kinda "speedy" to get home. But some lamers left a brick in the middle of the road out of nowhere! And thinking that it was a cookie box, decided to just run over it instead of swerving ...until it was too late. The impact of running a car at 80km/h over a effing brick bent the front left rims. I think she came home quite worried that i was gonna murder her but it wasn't her fault so i just let it slide.

Yesterday, we woke up kinda early to go look for a tyre shop to see if they can still save the poor thing but was told that the rim had to be reworked. And i thought, might as well get a new set of rim. And so off we go!! Hugo told me that there was a shop in Batu Gajah that was doing promotions and that i should head on there to have a look. My Lord! i've never seen a tyre shop with so much rims on display!!! It was like a sports rim haven! But i'm sure all you city people have seen more but not this Ipoh boy! wahahaha!!

Well, the funny thing is..i wanted a rim with a deep offset but my sister just came in, took a quick look, pointed at one set of rim and said, "That one".

She turned and went back outside to sit in a corner and continue her hand phone game. Talk about being point of authority!!! Yeah, so i went ahead with her choice and after an hour or two, WiWi's got a new shoe!!!! hmm...Sue Ann's birthday but WiWi's got the present?? LOL!!

To be honest, i have been looking around for a new set of rims for quite sometime now and now that we got that off the list, i shall be looking for some nice suspension setups. Why? Cos i'm planning on how to mod WiWi into a lorry......any ideas, anyone??? LOL!!

Proud rim owner,
JL

nothing much....

Its a hot day...and hot night. There is no wind blowing and damn~~my head hurts! Well, there's nothing much to post today. But i feel i must post a blog or something bad will happen to me! LOL!!!

Oh yeah, my mom went for her cataract operation successfully and my sis bought a really ugly shorts. hehehehe~~(^_______^)

melting,
JL

anything? whatever?

You know how you hate it whenever you go out with your family or lover(s) [depending on your preference...*grin*] or your friends, you ask them "So, where d'you wanna go grab breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper?" and they reply you, "Anywhere...". AND make a fuss when you picked somewhere they don't like? AND repeat the same answer when you ask WHERE??

OOoooo...i just hate it. I admit i do it sometimes too when i am too tired to think or when i am still half sleep/half alive. But i never complain where they take me to. Once inside the eatery, you repeat the steps above for drinks or food and they reply, "Anything..." or "Whatever...", it just kills ya, huh? I pity those in a relationship when the guy takes his girl out. Man...i am terrified of those replies!!! i do! If you get it wrong, they'd blame you do not understand them enough and thus, begins, the nthWorld War.

But have no fear!!!! for i have a solution!!! I was having a blitz-shopping with my sister yesterday for her trip to Japan and i saw this in the canned drinks department. It was a douche moment for me and a blonde moment for my sister.






HOW COOL IS THAT?!!!

P/S: i didn't buy it. Don't need to. I have my trusty "the stare of screensaver-face v1.0"


Love,
JL